Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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