All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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