i just google imaged poop.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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