Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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