love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
