And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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