I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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