And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Every concussion has its silver lining
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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