So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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