How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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