that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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