Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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