i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I bet he comes in French.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
