Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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