Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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