You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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