He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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