please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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