Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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