Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I love you. Go after that dick
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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