When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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