Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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