when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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