those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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