so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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