Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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