is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
they're like a gay fantastic four
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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