okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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