Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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