He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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