whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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