If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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