do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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