Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
should my penis look like a turkey
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
MIDGETS
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Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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