so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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