I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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