I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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