i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
smell my finger.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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