Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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