cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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