At least make sure they are 18
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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