If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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