you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I lost the right to judge tonight
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i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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