you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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