Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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