just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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