I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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