White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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