"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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