GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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