i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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