Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
