suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Actions speak louder than pants.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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