dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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