i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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