come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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