you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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